We aren’t they walking him? Why are they pitching to him? Eventually he going to make contact and he’s going to shatter history. I should stop caring. I stopped caring when they took away my World Series for no good reason whatsoever. Still. Stop pitching to him.

My Apple laptop died. Again. This is its fifth death. Alas, it is NOT a cat and thus only has five lives. Well, that and the extended we’re recalling your machine because our designer sucks warranty expired in January. So. What to do. I have a beautiful desktop. It’s all pretty and white and shiny and big. But since the desktop is kind of heavy and fragile it’s really hard to take into the nursery when it’s time to feed the baby. It’s even harder to use to watch dvds on planes. Although maybe if they made extension cords lighter it might work. Anyway, I’d love a new Apple, but three of the four Apples I have had have needed some sort of repair. Half have actually been recalled. Dell has a commercial with a pretty pink laptop, but you can’t actually buy it in pink. So. What to do.

While I decide you should read this because it amused me in the middle of night.  Oh, and they should just walk the sumbitch. I’m just saying.