I went to get an egg mcmuffin and orange juice this morning. I accomplished this by using the drive-thru. I kid you not, the girl behind the speaker repeated my order and then asked, “Is that for here or to go?” Um, yeah. I’m going to sit right here blocking your drive-thru lane and eat my breakfast. “Here’s your sign.”
February 12th, 2007 at 8:41 am
Jeff isn’t the “Here’s your sign” guy. That’s one of the other white trash comedy dudes. It’s the drunk one with the cigarette, I think.
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February 12th, 2007 at 11:40 am
You’re right. And I’ll be carrying MY sign around now. 8-]
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February 14th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I can relate to saying something so much that it just comes out of you even at the wrong moment. At my work, I say “you’re welcome” a lot. They say thanks, I say you’re welcome. Except…sometimes I say it just as an all-purpose conversation-ender. Just by accident. “See you later!” they say. “You’re welcome!” I say. Oops.
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February 15th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Recently, I was watching a football game and the sportscaster said something so not-profound: “If they don’t score any points, they’re not going to win.” Where do they get these guys? And if you would like another example of someone being just plain stupid but in a strangely ironic way, check out this blog entry: http://pretendingtofarm.typepa.....for_k.html
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