Let me count the ways …
Was our flight delayed by over two hours because the captain, who has the first freaking flight out in the morning, lives in Seattle - even though he is “based” in San Francisco - was on a delayed flight? Yes.
Did we then wait an extra 40 minutes for the [...]
We’re going into the city tonight and I pulled together a cute ensemble of a red sweater with a plunging neckline, black skirt with tights and knee high boots with four-inch heels. Um, I have to do the rubber band trick with my pants because I’m not ready to succumb to maternity clothes just [...]
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There are diapers in our house. Wee little tiny ones. And they are bigger than the ones that I hope the pine nut will wear in the beginning. I knew babies came with hats, but who knew they were so wee. Now before you think we’ve jumped a gun, we had [...]
A few years ago our next-door neighbor came out while we were doing yard work and asked who cut our lawn. David proudly admitted that he was responsible for our lovely lawn. Neighbor Guy was a bit disappointed because he was looking for someone to cut his lawn and hoped we’d give him [...]
Every once in awhile I forget that I am pregnant. Then the queasies hit and I think I have the flu. Sure, it’s just for a few seconds, but my first thought isn’t morning sickness. When I cry at commercials I start to berate myself for being a goober. Then I [...]
Several weeks ago I heard someone say something about a squirrel trying to get a nut. Which, of course, sent me reeling all the way back to the 1980’s. A boyfriend made me a mix tape and I remember the song in question was on the tape. I thought it was Lisa [...]
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I was so excited about being so far ahead in my Christmas shopping. Like I have a couple things to pick up for my Dad, but I know what they are and just need to get off my ever expanding butt and get them. I need to order the girl’s present and have [...]
Dear Mr. Sorkin,
Watched your new episode of Studio 60 last night. It is starting to grow on me and I actually find myself laughing aloud several times an evening. However, last night there some glaring problems with your research.
Jordon is supposedly twelve weeks pregnant. And yet she had to have the vaginal [...]
Today was a wonderful day. It started with David waking me with breakfast in bed a smidge after 10:30 this morning. Venti decaf, non-fat, vanilla latte. Pink frosted donut. Half a cantaloupe cut up. And maple sausage. Seriously people, as Jessika said, he knows his audience. Much impressed.
We [...]
It would seem from comments received that at some point in my life I picked up the art of subtly. Don’t ask me where I got it, as I didn’t even know I had it. So here we go …
Yes, David and I are expecting a baby early next summer. We are [...]