David: Did a box come today?
Me: (excitedly) No. Is it for me?
David: Maybe.
Me: Really? What is it?
David: I’m not telling you.
Me: Is it an amazon.com box?
David: No.
Me: What is it?
David: You can open it when it shows up.

And so I spent my afternoon in quiet desparation waiting for the doorbell to ring and my mysterious box to arrive.

And it did! It did! And it’s Tivo! I may have peed my pants a bit. Or I may not. You’ll never know. However, we’re so a part of the 21st century! And it’s all set up and recording stuff already. Me loves my Tivo. The joy! The bliss! Yay for Tivo!!

And even better is that it’s the new fangled one that records TWO channels at once! I may faint. I’m just saying.