Who wants postcards?

Whew! Good things the Sharks lost last night. How ironic would it be if they won The Cup this year? What with hockey dead to me and my tattoo. Maybe next year, boys. Or maybe not. They do seem to do the choking thing in the second round. Is it too much to ask that they be playing on my birthday? I don’t think so either.

I had a girlie doctor’s appointment today. Really I just wanted to discuss my test results with my doctor and she has cancelled the appointment three times. Sure, doctor’s are allowed personal lives. And I’m sure their personal lives fall apart just like the rest of us. However, it’s not my problem. I want my results and I want the numbers explained to me. Please. So I saw a new doctor today. A boy doctor. I’ve never had a boy doctor before. And no matter how many times I tried to explain I had the pap test in November - before I started at this clinic - he was insistant that I have another one. Creep. When all was said and done he said physically all my equipment looks fine and my blood results are borderline so let’s wait and see what happens in the next six months. Again, I say creep. I might as well have just waited for my girl doctor to get her house in order.

I’m doing quite a bit of traveling over the next three weeks. Denver next week. Disneyland the following week. Court to finally settle the “Great Floor Debacle of 2005″. Pasadena the weekend after that. I’m starting to feel a little stressed about it. When will I wash my underwear? Surely my red hair won’t stay red without a visit to Annie for that long. Will the cat forget I’m the one she likes? Who will water my backyard? I love my backyard. I’d be sad if it up and wilted away. When I’m stressed I want to eat. When I want to eat I want to eat all of the cupcakes in the whole entire world. How sad is that I, in fact, have not a single cupcake? I especially don’t have any vanilla ones with vanilla buttercream and sprinkles. I am, however, sending mind waves to David. Let’s see if he brings home cupcakes! Everyone send the mind waves! Send them! Cupcakes!